A fool who mindlessly buys and uses Apple products without knowing why they chose them. The real reason could be that they are:
1.) Vain - want to look 'cool' without regard to functionality
2.) Insecure - need a 'premium' product to feel good about themselves
3.) Technically inept - never really mastered the PC or any other tech device so they just gave up and bought the watered down Apple-toy
4.) A Hippie or Hipster (enough said!)
5.) Really loves to type 2-3 words per minute with lots of typos!
Man - "It's ironic they have a 'Genius Bar' at the Apple Store"
Woman - "Why"?
Man - "Because everyone there is an iDiot!"