2 definitions by Connor G

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When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!
Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.
by Connor G August 01, 2006

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When you rub your ass in someones face
(can be bare ass or with pants/shorts/underwear up)
I Totally Bonsaid Raymond off Harlans Pool Deck.
I Ripped His Face Apart With A Bonsai.
by Connor G July 31, 2006

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