Subscribe English
look up any word, like poopsterbate:

8 definitions by Connie Lingquist

 
1.
An oily, cheese-like substance that builds up on uncircumsized males penises due to poor hygiene. Left unattended it may eventually form a cheese beanie.
Louise: Damn! What is that on the end of your snake, Sam?

Sam: Fuck if I know. I've had it since the circus was in town last month. Smegma?

Louise: Don't even get near me with that. It looks like you been fucking the spigot on the nacho cheese machine.
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
47 22
 
2.
1. A furry vagina that may or may not attend Oregon State.

2. A buck toothed rodent that may or may not attend Oregon State.

3. The mascot for all of the furry vaginas and buck toothed rodents that attend Oregon State.
Eddie: "Is that beaver a Beaver?"

Wally: "Well, it's orange and black...."
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
53 38
 
3.
A sex partner who is very attractive and appears to be healthy but is sporting a hidden STD.
Ted: "That goddamn Heather is a trojan horse!"

Kevin: "What do you mean? She looks hot!"

Ted: "The bitch is a walking petri dish! Last week she jumped me without a rubber and now the end of my dick is on fire!"
by Connie Lingquist November 03, 2010
10 5
 
4.
Poor feminine hygiene.
Fred: I'm going for home on Wilma after the game tonight.

Barney: Don't do it bro. She's got the gash trash.
by Connie Lingquist November 04, 2010
1 3
 
5.
A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around to the front of their chests. Clinically referred to as Crowded Cleavage Condition.

Opposite of bow chested.
Dave: "Man, is Cindi knock chested or what?"

Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."
by Connie Lingquist November 03, 2010
1 4
 
6.
A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.

The opposite of knock chested.
Dave: "Damn, Debbie is bow chested!"

Kevin: "No shit. No way you could tittie fuck that bitch!"
by Connie Lingquist November 03, 2010
1 5
 
7.
Slang for a female from the Southeastern U.S., especially from the state of Georgia.

This expression began as a reference to either the external female genitalia (labia majora) or buttocks. Using "Georgia Peach" is literally calling a woman "pussy".

The mainstream meaning of "cute girl" is often blended with the underlying meaning of "pussy" to create a double entendre.
"I sure would like a bite of that Georgia Peach."

"That is one juicy Georgia Peach."

The Allman Brothers album "Eat A Peach" album title played with this double entendre.
by Connie Lingquist November 03, 2010
26 40