1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.
2. late; absent; missing.
Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."
The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.
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