1 definition by Confucious Metelitsa

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Insane, curly-haired Israeli boy from Staten Island who compulsively complains about anything and everything while searching for his purpose on earth. Yoni has been known to claim to get 55's on exams while achieving the highest grade in the class, as well as lie compulsively about the random appearance of rare stone-encrusted Rolls-Royce hub caps.
Yoni bitched for three consecutive days about his F on the Astronomy mid-term when in actuality he got an AA (he actually got two A's on one test, an unprecedented feat prior to his enrollment at Binghamton University).
by Confucious Metelitsa April 18, 2005

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