Coolest, most sexiest person in existance! He is a true genius and is loved by all his friends and hated by all those jealous of his awesomeness! If you are named Connor, thank your parents by eating your other siblings. Also if you are bestowed with the name Connor, don't take anything from anybody! Show them you are better then them by killing their parents! All Connor's should have pink Hi-Liters!
Wow, Connor is awesome, i want to do him.
I hate Connor because he is everything I am not.