Company Man aka Hero
When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
PWST - Post Workout Salad Toss. To be performed on girls only.
A chick that is so hot, you would toss her salad after she just worked out.
That chick in Sales is sooo hot! I would totally catch a PWST from her!
To take your schwanson and smack it across the face of a hot girl. Can be performed on any girl, who is a 6 or higher. Don't waste good deli meat on ugly girls.
Gina was lookin fine today! I'd totally salami smack her!
Fart In Mouth
That chick is soo hot! I would totally catch a FIM from her!
To let a girl fart in your mouth just because she is that hot.
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