Any Phish phan that smokes PCP or does any drugs harder than acid is probably a phascist. Yes, it sounds strange, but phascists do indeed exist. Beware.
Some Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yeah, it's alright, I guess."
Phascist: "WHAT THE PHUCK DO YOU MEAN, 'IT'S ALL RIGHT?!!' ARE YOU PHUCKING OUTTA YER MIND, YOU PHUCKING PIECE O' SHIT?!! IT'S THE PHUCKING SHIT, MAN!! IT'S THE PHUCKIN' SHIT!!! GET THE PHUCK OUTTA MY CAR, YOU PHUCKIN' GAY MOTHERPHUCKER!!!"
Another Phascist: "Yo, this song is phuckin' rockin', dude. This song is phuckin' phunky as shit, y'know."
Another Guy With Hemorrhoids: "I don't know, I always have trouble listening to Phish on a CD player. They're so much better live."
Phascist (Grabs Hemorrhoid Guy and throws him up against wall): "WHAT THE PHUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, YOU PHUCKIN ASSHOLE PUSSY!! YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT PHISH, YOU MOTHERPHUCKER?!! I'LL KICK YOU'RE PHUCKING ASS!!!"
Last Guy With Hemorrhoids: "Yo, did you guys hear that one of those hippie Phish dudes got beat up by Hell's Angels for taking suggestive pics of a little girl?"
Phascist: "NO!!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! THAT NEVER PHUCKIN' HAPPENED!! THAT'S A PHUCKIN' LIE!! YOU PHAGGOT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!! THAT NEVER HAPPENED, YOU PHORGET THAT HAPPENED, YOU HEAR ME?!! I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOIN' TO PHUCK YOU UP!!!"