(n) 1. A politician who would
have won the 2000
election if Al Gore
didn't steal almost all of his votes and then have his brainwashed supporters turn around and falsely claim
that said politician stole Al Gore's votes, because
(according to their twisted form of 'logic') all votes truly belong to Democrats until people
such as said politican use their evil satanic
powers to convince people that elections are not horseraces and that voters should
vote for who thay
run the country, and not necessarily who will win.
Ross Perot was George the Elder's Ralph Nader.