3 definitions by Commander Lol

Top Definition
A robot complete with 5000 dildos, and 7 different arms used to insert them into anus' of all shapes and sizes.

Also: One who is obviously and exceedingly gay. Outwardly homosexual. A good example would be being caught masturbating to a life size cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger shirtless, or being caught having voracious anal sex with another male.
John: What did you do last night?
Steve: I had a hot night with my Fagtron 5000. He never lets me down
John: Dude. Not cool.

Or.

Ryan: FUCK! DUDE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY CUTOUT OF ARNOLD!? JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, MAN!!!
Steve: Woops...sorry...Would you like to join us?

by Commander Lol June 29, 2008
Major Lolz, one of the commanding officers of the chatspeak brigade answers only to Lt. General Lmao and General Rofl. He is one of the more deadly forces to be reckoned with, as his training is general enough to command a respectful amount of knowledge and proper usage of the lolz.
Major Lolz led his battalion of outlawls into battle expecting a complete victory.
by Commander Lol June 26, 2008
The act of a glorious post-kill tea-bag preformed in any of the halo game where both members are Spartans.
After sniping KillaJeezuz with a brilliant bounce-headshot, i seeked out his body and had causal Spartan Sex with it.
by Commander Lol July 10, 2008
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