2 definitions by ColstonCreamery

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The social networking remains of a long night of drinking; the wall posts, picture comments, and "interested in:" gender changes that occur while inebriated.
Dude, don't give Geoffrey the computer when he's wasted or he'll facedbook it. His profile says he's interested in men, he wrote on Christina's wall about a 'bunghole sniffing' fetish, and he became a fan of 'taking it in the ass'.
by ColstonCreamery June 10, 2010

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To drop an object when it is easily tossed to you. Inspired by football player Braylon Edwards, who routinely drops easy passes and occasionally (as in once every 5 years) makes spectacular ones.

Variations:

Failin' Braylon
Braylon Deadwards
Sam: "Hey Ben, you forgot your car keys."

*Sam tosses keys*
*Ben completely whiffs on them*

Sam: "Stop pulling a Braylon and catch the goddamn keys."
by ColstonCreamery September 17, 2009

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