A University where spoiled rich kids, or losers who had no social life in high school what so ever attend. Ivy League schools have the sluttiest girls in the United States, they love having sex with dudes that go to State Universities because dudes that go to State Universities are cooler than the nerds at Ivy Leagues.
Sir Elton Newton: Hi there, I go to an Ivy League College.
Brad: Dude, I don't give a fuck.... *sips beer*
Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, very amusing. What college do you attend my friend?
Brad: University of Texas
Sir Elton Newton: Hahahah, I go to one of the most prestigious Universities in the land.
Brad: *sips beer* I don't give fuck.
Sir Elton Newton: Hahaha, I bet you wish you were me don't you?
*Brad punches the shit out of the Ivy League fag, then bangs his girlfriend*