2 definitions by Colin Wheatley

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Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.
Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?
Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...
Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*
by Colin Wheatley August 24, 2007

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Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Classfies those who "are not in any way, shape, or form funny, yet try to be."
Guy 1: Joey Crabs just burned down the Old Folk's Home as a joke.
Guy 2: That's not funny in any way, shape, or form.
Guy 1 and Guy 2: ....."JokeClown."
by Colin Wheatley August 24, 2007

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