1 definition by Colbert digs Canada's History

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euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.

Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!
"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"

Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."
by Colbert digs Canada's History February 04, 2010

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