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A Zinke 3000 is the updated Version of the Zinke 2000 and the oldest version, the Zinke 1000.

Equipped with a SemiAutomatic Navigation Device, supported by a Cache-O-mat, the Zinke 3000 is a reliable unit for many users.
Still, there are many unexplored functions of the Zinke 3000, waiting to be released.

The only way to destroy a Zinke 3000 might be a Schweinehaufen.
The Zinke 3000 has led us to the Pfandabgabestelle. No Schweinehaufen has destroyed him YET.
by ColaKracher June 28, 2011
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