Technically another one of the many suburb towns of Phoenix, but often considered just a part of Scottsdale. You know you're in Scottsdale Scottsdale and not Paradise Valley Scottsdale when 90% of the people around you are wearing Abercrombie and it costs $31 for Unplugged In New York].
I have a Scottsdale mailing address. I go to the Paradise Valley school district. The Paradise Valley Mall has Phoenix mailing addresses.
The kind of people you see lots of at the Fashion Square Mall who sometimes walk up to people like me (the "loser" with the Nirvana jacket and frizzy hair) and ask for a dollar, expecting me to give one to them because I'm supposed to be so attracted to them in their slutty $150 Abercrombie shirts.
Me: Friggen' soda machine... c'mon man...
*group of preps walks up*
Prep: Hey like, can I have a dollar?
Me: Uh... why?
Prep: Because I uh like want a dollar, I'll be sad if I can't get one
Me: *laughs* I don't give a shit *walks away*
Preps: *giggling* What a dork
Me: I hate preps. You're all brainwashed. *flips off*
Corporate Guy: Okay. You, you, you and you. You're in my group. You're my fucking puppets. You're called the Backstreet Boys. You're going to sing, look cute, and dance, and we're going to make alot of money.