5 definitions by Cock Johnson

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.
Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?
by Cock Johnson November 13, 2007
Stemming from the word "dildoic"; can be employed to describe the dildoic behaviors of another.
This could possibly be the worst piece of excrement put on to paper. So dildesque! What an idiot!
by Cock Johnson November 13, 2007
Willing to get off at ANY exit in order to stave off impending fecal incontinence.
"Pull into that Moo&Oink! I got the CTA Brown Line goin' on!!! I can't wait!"
by Cock Johnson November 12, 2007
The resonating echos of a thunderous bowel movement; inevitably when one wishes to remain discreet, such as when one is in his new girlfriend's apartment, or a public facility, or what have you.
"I walked in the bathroom without knocking. It sounded like a craparia going on in there!" I thought she was so proper and polite, but she's fecking repulsive! I can't continue seeing her! Smelled like someone was gutting a pheasant!"
by Cock Johnson November 10, 2007
A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.
"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."
by Cock Johnson November 10, 2007

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