6 definitions by Cock Johnson

dildesque

Stemming from the word "dildoic"; can be employed to describe the dildoic behaviors of another.

This could possibly be the worst piece of excrement put on to paper. So dildesque! What an idiot!

by Cock Johnson November 13, 2007

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson November 10, 2007

dildocity

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

by Cock Johnson November 13, 2007

Damp-Ass Syndrome

Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.

I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.

by Cock Johnson November 15, 2007

CTA Brown Line

Willing to get off at ANY exit in order to stave off impending fecal incontinence.

"Pull into that Moo&Oink! I got the CTA Brown Line goin' on!!! I can't wait!"

by Cock Johnson November 12, 2007

craparia

The resonating echos of a thunderous bowel movement; inevitably when one wishes to remain discreet, such as when one is in his new girlfriend's apartment, or a public facility, or what have you.

"I walked in the bathroom without knocking. It sounded like a craparia going on in there!" I thought she was so proper and polite, but she's fecking repulsive! I can't continue seeing her! Smelled like someone was gutting a pheasant!"

by Cock Johnson November 10, 2007