6 definitions by Cobrania

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A German/French way of saying crap, shit, poo, etc.
Oh, schmelle schmelle, i just shited in a bucket.
by Cobrania February 18, 2005

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(adj) A word used when a person or object is acting like a cobra (cobra), and they enjoy being noobs, anyway...

since i want to continue this definition you can also check out these words, they're pretty cool:

shit
crap
poo
shite
schmelle schmelle (by me!!!!!)
feck
and
booty
John, you g** f***ing cobranical son of a b**ch. Do you enjoy squirming around on the floor trying to be a cobra?

I mean come on. Did you watch that Simpsons episode again or something? Get a grip...
by Cobrania February 18, 2005

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500 million years ago a group of cobranical, schmelle schmelley people discovered an ancient element called COBRANIUM. It was worth quadrillions of US $Dollars but they just ate it. On the day that glorious element became shite, everyone was so very fecked of. Well, they would be.
LINDA: Oh my, John, is that Cobranium?
JOHN: Hell No!, Thats my shit

(It may have a misleading appearance)
by Cobrania February 18, 2005

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olu
Olu.
How do you define it? One could ask, what is Olu. But they would be closer to the truth to ask ~when~ is Olu. Scientists over the years have proposed many theories. One such scientist living a pooey schmelle schmelley sad life, who enjoyed pooing, by the name of Cobranium, claimed to have discovered a source featuring an output of sound, presumed the voice of ~THE~ OLU!!!!!!

Some say it's just a myth, but others, oh the others...

...believe it as a religion, as one of their own, however there is no strict evidence, or no way, discovered by me Cobrania, that anyone can ever know what, or when, Olu is.

UPDATE: Olu is a man living in Croydon
Look its OLU!!!!!
John: feck no u son of a bitch, you are a complete retard, u deserve to poo for the rest of your life, i mean a respected known urbandictionary author, COBRANIA, discovered it can't be done.Idiotical cobranical fool.
by Cobrania March 15, 2005

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An excessively, unnecessary, random term to describe the unknown phenomenon, Olu!
John: Wow, Linda, thats the muthafecking Louvre, being the excessive Art Fan that i am!(Like Langdon) (P.S. I AM cool)...
Linda: How fecking Oluic!
by Cobrania September 02, 2005

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A very special way of pooing, or someone who is suffering from the disease randomia (being random too much).
You utterly stinky pooey schmelle schmelley idiotic cobranical son of a bitch, you are suffering from randomization
by Cobrania February 20, 2005

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