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5 definitions by Clout Daniels

1. Spider Puppet
A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.
Whoa, look at that spider puppet.
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by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009 add a video
2. Hovercock
When a man pokes his penis out through the zipper in his jeans, and goes through out his day with it hanging out.
Hey guys follow me, jimmy's dad has a hovercock.
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by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009 add a video
3. Coq
A man who acts curiously with his penis.
Dude get your dick out of here and stop being such a coq.
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by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009 add a video
4. Buttercunt
When you spread your cum all over the face of the vagina with the tip of your penis.
Hey Tom I gave your girlfriend a Buttercunt the other day.
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by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009 add a video
5. Sock Mop
To grow out your pubes extensively long, dip your balls in lotion and rub them all over someones forehead.
Maria: What did you two do last night?

Roxanne: He gave me a sock mop all night long.

Maria: Awe cool.
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by Clout Daniels May 13, 2009 add a video
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