A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.
ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick