5 definitions by Clifton Reed

Top Definition
The use of Tinder on the toilet.
Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe
by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016
When someone writes a 'happy birthday' message on someone else's wall and you comment 'same'
Dude, on Facebook I was doing some thank-jacking!

Azveed-"Hi Lauren have a great day"

Dom comments "Same"
by Clifton Reed March 02, 2011
Material read while taking a shit.
God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!
by Clifton Reed November 11, 2010
When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option
Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.
by Clifton Reed December 18, 2011
Christmas related hilarity
Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter
by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016
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