1 definition by Clift Huxtable

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An rather wretched and unattractive girl who accosts you at a music festival between the hours of 4AM and 6AM; she must be cocked on drugs, thirsty and reaching for your water. You must be willing to turn in all your karma. She can only attain the water if she fellates you in front of a crowd. At climax, you proceed to pour boxed wine, Chablis, on her face. Since her face is also covered in spunk, she is now Spoiled Chablis.
Bro last night was so heady.

I was so k holed out...spoiled chablis huh?

Yeah, my third Spoiled Chablis this festie.

My nigga!
by Clift Huxtable October 28, 2011

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