1. The kid who grew up always getting the crap kicked out of him and losing his lunch money, but never turned the corner to become cool as an adult. If he were carrying books down the street, you would still knock them out of his hands and laugh.
2. The kid in school that catches a lunch money shake down on the daily.
(also see Former Lunch Money Victim)
BMW, hot spouse, big house, and cool job required to aquire this title.
"Dude, check out this guy with the cut off sweat pants..."