1 definition by Cletus (I lurk now! I LURK NOW!)

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The magic that Defender uses to get a firm grip on cock.
This one time Defender was beatin Callius off and he just couldn't do the job himself so he used chaos magic to not only beat Callius off, but to also clean his cock completely free of smegma. Silly smeghead, you use soap for that!

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