A greasy oil like fungal
that is often
found on one's fingers after a particularly long
Lays binge. Is difficult to be rid of and is considered extremely attractive to a nerd on a nerd of the different (or same) gender (whatever floats your boat). Is generally the color of the packaging of the chips. Ends
it's lifespan most often
inside pockets or on jean front.
androgynous nerd: Dude that's some über sweet luck you got all over your
hook up to the ending theme of some obscure movie while they're in the washer?
Irked mother: You little shit! Get this nasty fucking plant life off of your
own damn pants. You are 46 for christ sakes. Too damn old! you hear me? I'm too damn old!! buy your
own bloody fungicide!