1 definition by CleavagePhilosopher

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This is the study of tightly packed breasts:
Not many universities accept this course,
but it all comes down to this:

Cleavage: A womens way of saying: come in my jugs are free.

This is your chance you dive in and open that butt shaped cave, the women will thank you.
Pete: Yo man wats up nig***?

Jack: Nothin much man! Some random street women cleavaged me!

Pete: HOLY F***!? Lucky bastard,

Sexy time achieved
by CleavagePhilosopher April 01, 2009

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