20 definitions by Clayton Bigsby
by Clayton Bigsby October 18, 2006
1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.
2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.
3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.
4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.
3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.
4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!
2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.
3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?
4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"
2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.
3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?
4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"
by Clayton Bigsby April 20, 2005
When Neo from the Matrix (or anyone else) violently rams cd-roms into peoples asses without their permission.
by Clayton Bigsby March 27, 2005
"Too Much Ass".
Sure it doesn't make sense, but it's fun to say. Usually used to describe a female with an anatomy not so much like an hourglass, but more like a pear. Unnaturally wide hips, or just a plain fat ass.
Because, after all, there is such a thing as too much ass.
Sure it doesn't make sense, but it's fun to say. Usually used to describe a female with an anatomy not so much like an hourglass, but more like a pear. Unnaturally wide hips, or just a plain fat ass.
Because, after all, there is such a thing as too much ass.
by Clayton Bigsby October 18, 2006
When one experiences extremly painful burning sensations in the hole on their penis. can mostly be caused from soap or shampoo.
by Clayton Bigsby March 27, 2005
another word for a flamer. Also, one who has no friends,life, or sense of humor and constantly steals others jokes. A Cono can only be a male. Calling someone a Cono is also telling them that they are a gay motherfucker and have no penis except the one that is probably in their mouth.
by Clayton Bigsby March 30, 2005
A friggin awesome minitruck made by Chevrolet, greatest car company on earth, from 1982 onward. The first generation S10s were produced relatively unchanged from 1982-1993. Second gen S10s lasted from 1994-1997, and the new bodystyle (Still in production) has lasted from 1998.
S10s are very popular. They are amazingly cheap to buy and customize, and just as many have been lowered to the ground as have been thrusted into the sky on knobbly offroad tires. I happen to own one, it is the sex. S10s are popular recipients of engine swaps, where one removes the stock 4 banger or 6 cylinder and installs a V8. (Usually a 305 cubic inch, though the more adventurous install 350s, and i've even seen a 454 stuffed into one. You can find many modified into drag racers, rock crawlers, and lowriders, and the good old fashioned rusted-through work trucks are everywhere. Everyone loves the Chevrolet S10.
My particular example is a 1985. It is black with dual white racing stripes on the hood (aftermarket cowl hood, btw), a now out of production full Stillen body kit, a vinyl bedcover, a 305ci V8, Pioneer CD player, and two 8" subs behind the bench seat.
Of course, the ignorant assholes out there will see the words 'body kit' and do something along the lines of "OMFG! Posermotherfucka trying to rice out an S10!". I feel i should elaborate. My truck is very much American muscle - the 305ci V8 i have already mentioned breathes through dual straight pipes all the way back with dual Flowmasters filtering it all. No fart-can exhaust on this, it's more like a Chevelle with a bed, 'cept not an El Camino, 'cause it doesn't suck.
S10s are very popular. They are amazingly cheap to buy and customize, and just as many have been lowered to the ground as have been thrusted into the sky on knobbly offroad tires. I happen to own one, it is the sex. S10s are popular recipients of engine swaps, where one removes the stock 4 banger or 6 cylinder and installs a V8. (Usually a 305 cubic inch, though the more adventurous install 350s, and i've even seen a 454 stuffed into one. You can find many modified into drag racers, rock crawlers, and lowriders, and the good old fashioned rusted-through work trucks are everywhere. Everyone loves the Chevrolet S10.
My particular example is a 1985. It is black with dual white racing stripes on the hood (aftermarket cowl hood, btw), a now out of production full Stillen body kit, a vinyl bedcover, a 305ci V8, Pioneer CD player, and two 8" subs behind the bench seat.
Of course, the ignorant assholes out there will see the words 'body kit' and do something along the lines of "OMFG! Posermotherfucka trying to rice out an S10!". I feel i should elaborate. My truck is very much American muscle - the 305ci V8 i have already mentioned breathes through dual straight pipes all the way back with dual Flowmasters filtering it all. No fart-can exhaust on this, it's more like a Chevelle with a bed, 'cept not an El Camino, 'cause it doesn't suck.
by Clayton Bigsby October 17, 2005