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2 definitions by Claude Yoshimoto

 
1.
In a way, Japan is like England. An island off the coast of a continent, most of the countries therein not really liking them (see France for england and korea for Japan) because they both could charm the pants off any of their women and kick their bums in a duel. (yob vs. frenchman. Samurai vs. some kung-fu guy)

Both had an Empire.

Both rock. More than rocks.

Both peoples are known for their reserve.
It's true. Japan and England are like...long lost brothers or something..
by Claude Yoshimoto September 07, 2006
 
2.
A language descending from that spoken by the Gauls, an ancient European people who lived in France. Need I say more? France.

If you get totalled by a plant pot falling from a great height, chances are you will wake up speaking a gaelic language, because noone in their right mind would want to. In the words of Blackadder (on Welsh, a form of Gaelic), 'Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing phlegm out of your hair for weeks!'.

I'm sure lots of Welsh/Irish/Scottish people think Gaelic is the best thing to happen to those countries since Catholicism and Potatoes.

In short, an outdated prehistoric language that is entirely inferior to English and all other Latin/Germanic languages. Also Japanese.
Frank: Ill cryy flp*raspberry* ayr *continues with words that are pronounced ENTIRELY different to how they are spelt.*

James: What's up with Frank?

Bob: Oh he got knocked out and when he woke up he had a fat lip and couldn't say anything apart from this Gaelic stuff.
by Claude Yoshimoto September 08, 2006