A language descending from that
spoken by the Gauls
, an ancient European
people who lived in France. Need I say more? France.
If you get totalled by a plant pot falling from a great height, chances are you will wake
up speaking a gaelic language, because noone in their right mind would want to. In the words of Blackadder (on Welsh, a form of Gaelic), 'Never ask for directions
in Wales, Baldrick, you'll be washing phlegm
out of your
hair for weeks!'.
I'm sure lots of Welsh/Irish/Scottish people think Gaelic is the best thing to happen to those
countries since Catholicism
In short, an outdated prehistoric language that is entirely inferior
to English and all other Latin/Germanic
languages. Also Japanese.
Frank: Ill cryy flp*raspberry* ayr *continues with words
that are pronounced ENTIRELY different to how they are spelt.*
James: What's up with Frank?
Bob: Oh he got knocked out and when he woke up he had a fat lip and couldn't say anything apart from this Gaelic