A very nice location in Western
Europe. It is known for it's beatiful scenery, famous artists
of many forms, and classic food. The women
free to have a little hair
in locations that the culture of the tyrannical United States would not allow. They also allow a little leeway in the area of dental
hygeine, allowing people to have the teeth
they want, not the teeth
that society has determined is "better." They understand that expecting teeth
to be purely white is a fallicy, and has it's roots in racism. It also has a large amount of rain, which has a positive effect on the country, as it leads to depressions, which leads to some
suicide, which prevents population crisises (is that a word? crisises? anyway...). England is a beatiful place that has given us Harry Potter, James
Bond, Lord of the Rings, and the Chronicles of Narnia. All four of those series are based on true
Briton: I say, you Yankees should come and visit Britain some day.
American: Why I think I will.
Briton: And try some fish and chips!
American: Yum! What kind
of chips? Lays? Pringles?
Briton: Oh, no I'm sorry, you're thinking of POTATO
chips. In Britain, what we call chips, you call French fries.
American: Fuck you.