1-the combination of shit and the fuzzy creatures from the quiznos commercial
2-Something that is equally ugly as the grimlin creatures from that crappy 80's movie
Clare: hey look at that shizmo
Sara: yea u want sum quiznos
Clare: heck yes
Clare: should i wear this to the party?
Sara: no way dude u look like a flipin Shizmo that just had a seasure, woke up in kansas, had its nappy-ass coat soaked in goat piss, got fried, & died
Clare: Bitch! find ur own ride to the party!
*pulls out shank*