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1 definition by Claire the raw vegan bisexual

 
1.
One who updates their status on Facebook and/or Myspace repeatedly (such as every 10-20 mins.) for attention.
Claire: "Ah! I'm hungry!" 30 mins ago.
Claire: "Yay! I had my favorite smoothie!" 20 mins ago.
Claire: "Who wants to go on a roadtrip?" 10 mins ago.
Claire: "Austin sounds fun..." 20 seconds ago.
---reply to Claire's status--
Becky: God, Claire, you're a status whore!
by Claire the raw vegan bisexual December 23, 2008