1 definition by Claire Killick

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A mwarf is a crossbreed between a dwarf and a midget; that is, to say, he possesses a large (often square) head with little to no visible neck, yet everything else is in proportion. Commonly, mwarfs excel at mining and metalwork, although this is not a necessity.
(a)Your mum's a mwarf!
(b)So what? She can't help it.
by Claire Killick February 06, 2007

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