1 definition by Citizen Bane

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Kissimmee used to be such a nice place. Then all those damn Puerto Ricans invaded. There might be more Puerto Ricans living in Kissimmee than Puerto Rico itself.
Jim: Oh look, Freddie just crashed his ricer Civic into somebody's house...AGAIN. He thinks he's The Stig.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.

Jim: Freddie and Joel are smoking weed in the Publix parking lot...AGAIN. Even though there's a police car parked in front of the store.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.

Jim: Maria is on the corner...AGAIN. Bought all that jewelry and can't feed her 10 kids now.
Bob: Only in Kissimmee.
by Citizen Bane December 30, 2009

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