34 definitions by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)

A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004
When a woman's labia takes a paid vacation for medical reasons.
Marcy's vagina had to skip town for a few weeks because it's crack dealer was on the prowl, so it took a labbatical. Paul was quite disappointed when he found out, but realized this meant 2 weeks of anal sex for him.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004
When one has to shit so bad that one has lower abdominal pain and recurring farts of a foul nature.
Pullover! I have colon distress in a bad way and need to seek refuge at a toilet before my asshole explodes and code red anal ensues!
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.
Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
The most severe level of anal activity before the anus is ruptured and the grundle is no longer in existence.
After a long night of code red anal, Jessica had to get her plumbing sewed back together.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.
Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004
Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.
Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 02, 2004

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