When a woman (or man) is so fat, that when they sit with
spread, their blubber slides down between their legs
and makes it look like they have a huge
elephant cock in their pants. They're basically
the mascots of 'murica.
Guy 1: "I swear
this fat bitch was eating mayonaise out of a jar."
Guy 2: "You're lucky she was on a rascal
scooter, or else you would have seen her obesidick."