When the judge or jury of your murder trial likes the same football team as you
Person 1: I did not kill that woman!!! By the way I am a Patriots fan...
Judge: It was so sad that they lost... I find this man not guilty!!!! This fits under justifiable homicide
When you eat and drink vast amounts of chips, soda, and other snack foods on the day of the superbowl, that you usually regret the next day
Girl 1: Like OH MY GOD!!! You are going to get so fat eating all of that!!
Girl 2: Oh don't worry, I'm superbowl binging!
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