1. A cross between Smella and Elmo. This furry friend often lets off a repugnent smell whilst talking in an extremely high pitched voice - hence the Elmo.
Symptoms of "being a Smelmo" are heightened when eating curry and drinking alcohol.
It is a condition that is to be treated with caution as the victim may become hostile.
"Look at that crazy bitch, she's such a smelmo!"
"Help me doctor, I'm being a smelmo!"