1 definition by Chuck Narwhale

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A Mustache ride is an experience one has when in attendence at a -The Mustache-(of wisconsin)- concert. This notion is manifested in the perpetual urging of all young ladies to be in a line when they lust for a Mustache ride.
As DJ Jazzy Jebadiah leaned back, microphone in hand, sweat dripping from his hair, he motioned the finest lady of the audience to shake her bodatious body. When the band's song was over and that nasty babe had danced her heart out, it was clear without doubt she had just endured a wild Mustache ride.

Dan says, "It wasn't the first time The Mustache ever called for the donkey dicks to get up and dance, but dang man, this time their music gave me a wicked nasty Mustache ride!"
by Chuck Narwhale October 13, 2009

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