A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.
"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
#synonyms: k. mahan's bush#donald trumps hair#chewbacca#big foot#loch ness monster