10 definitions by Chuck D. Bones

Top Definition
Only the finest drink ever invented. Best served on the rocks, blended is for sissies. My recipe is so secret sometimes I don't even know it.
Diane was so horny after three margaritas that we did the nasty in her backyard.
#tequila #drink #drunk #borracha #borracho #alcohol
by Chuck D. Bones April 15, 2010
To get one's naughty bits all excited: Bumpy nipples, twitchy pussy or hard-on.
Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her earlobes.
#sexually excited #juicy pussy #hard-on #poinky nipples #twitchy
by Chuck D. Bones November 27, 2010
Adjective - Describes nipples in a very erect state of being due to excitement, cold or stimulation. Poinky nipples are hard enough to cut glass.
Di's nipples became very poinky after I rubbed ice cubes on them.
#nipples #erect #boobs #titties #tittie hard-on
by Chuck D. Bones September 11, 2009
1. A person who engages in sexual activity purely for his/her own amusement and is not interested in long-term relationships (or relationships of any kind). A player.

2. A familiar greeting between friends.
"Shawn is a regular sport-fucker."

"Hey sport-fucker, wot up?"
#dude #fucker #pendejo #player #slut #whore
by Chuck D. Bones March 06, 2008
An expression of extreme displeasure or surprise. Not quite as strong as fuck-a-louie.
"Crap-a-louie!", exclaimed Diane when she spilled her margarita.
#holy fuck #fuck-a-louie #sheisty pie-dough #fucksticks #shit on a stick
by Chuck D. Bones April 15, 2010
A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog.
Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew in his kilt.
#scotsman #scottish #scotch #scots #mac
by Chuck D. Bones January 22, 2009
The clitoris. A woman's most sensitive sexual spot.
Diane gets all tingly when I suck on her Joy Button.
#little man in the boat #clitoris #clit #bean #on-switch
by Chuck D. Bones November 27, 2010
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