Valentines Depression Syndrome: The feeling single people feel from February 12 to Feb 16, it peaks on the 14, and makes you want to lay on the couch and feel like crap while watching lame romantic comedies.
Dora: Have you seen Steven?
Marten: No, I think he might have a bad case of the VDS, I saw him rent five movies with the word love in the title.
Dora: Sucks to be Steven.
I will fight this VDS by going out to the gym, and punching some puppies.