A small town in the North West, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. These scum tend to go schools like Cowley and De La Salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from Argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. St Helens is also the second worst place in the UK for underage pregnancies. Almost everyoe is related too, other than Christopher Moorst. There many celebrities at St Helens, such as Johnny Wellyman and Joey Bogroll.
"I hate that small town St Helens, it is full of ballbag chavs."