4 definitions by Christopher Joseph Dobbs

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a condem; anything used to stop the flow of semen into the female's genitalia
C.J. asked me if I had a weenie beenie he could have, because Ashley was coming over that night to visit.
by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

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The sound of your ball sac when it hits your girlfriend's hairy chin.
I heard that thwapt from C.J.'s room when Ashley came to help him clean up.
by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 21, 2003

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To engage in a sexual activity in which the male covers the female in her own fecal matter, after ramming his penis into her ass.
Ashley smelled like shit after the ferocious dooky nukem she recieved from her boyfriend C.J.
by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

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When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.
I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.
by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

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