3 definitions by Christophe H Graham

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masturbating at a high rate of speed
Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.
by Christophe H Graham September 11, 2007

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To be guilty of something, but not responsible for it. An excellent example is what happened to our illustrious president William Jefferson Clinton. He was guilty of receiving oral from a woman not his wife, but was not responsible because (1) Monica did it to him, and (2) any REAL MAN I know would not turn down a blowski. How could he resist? Very much like leaving a thousand dollars on a desk, then leaving the room. If that thousand is gone when you return, whoever took it is guilty, but not responsible.
Thomas: "How about that BJ president Clinton got from
Monica?"

Michael "Please...Clinton was clearly unresponsi-guilty on
that one, bro.."
by Christophe H Graham September 10, 2007

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A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.
Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!
by Christophe H Graham September 05, 2007

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