2 definitions by ChrisThePiss

Top Definition
1.) A politically incorrect term becoming more widely used and accepted in our devolving society as time progresses.

2.) A very generic word that refers to a person but not limited to, the male being. This word is not limited to a particular race or ethnicity, nor geographical regions, and is typically used among teens up to the latter years of life being that a lot of old farts cuss now. May be used plural or singular.

3.) A generic term for a person who is as dense as a dildo and is fuckn stupid. Just plain out a no good piece of dumb ass, pubic shit. Someone who truly has no comprehension of the real world and is annoying as fuck. A person who is a breathing waste of air.
1.) Jenn- OMG! Did you just hear the bullshit he just said?? He has no clue what the fuck he is talking about!!

Todd- I know he probably is quoting from his mom and dads political beliefs.

The Godfather- Go clip off his nut sack, shove a hot curling iron up his asshole, and put a soldering iron in his right ear.

Todd and Jenn- OMG where the fuck did the Godfather come from?

2.) Fuck!! Im not going out in this shirt, with my hair looking like this, my belt hanging loose, a pair of all stars on and acne!! I look like a dildo faggot!
by ChrisThePiss February 28, 2010
1. A retarded fagot; someone who you don't give a rats ass about.

2. Some stupid prick who has a terrible case of acne; in which the acne is so bad it appears that person must have rubbed Crisco all over his face 36 hours before, smoked a pile of pubes, rubbed his face on his calico cats gooch, and given himself a "Dirty Sanchez" while laying in a bubble bath with the lights low, Kenny G. playing, rose pedals everywhere, and a bottle of sparkling grape juice instead of Chardonnay.

3. Someone who gets real drunk, goes home all alone because he couldn't get any one to come home with, at the local club/bar. Shaves his left leg (user preference) and pleasures him self a "Hello Stranger" to think he is getting a hand job from a female.
1. What a freeken "Jizz Face"!
My freeken art teacher's mom is such a "Jizz Face"

2. Dab Nabbit, I just want to get a paring knife and slice off all that acne off hos "Jizz Face".
You look just like your father when he was your age, accept he didn't have such a "Jizz Face".

3. I saw that dude at the club through his apartment window last night; he was on his bed w/ his leg shaved giving himself a "Hello Stranger"
by ChrisThePiss February 24, 2008
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