1 definition by Chris123454321

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To suck one's own penis or vagina.
dude! last night, i was sick of just whacking off, so i shortancanthernoggered for HOURS.

lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!
by Chris123454321 April 09, 2007

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