2 definitions by Chris Locust

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Empty beer cans you have sitting around your house, car, porch, yard, beach, etc.
Man A: Hey, assholes. Anybody have any dead soldiers laying around? I'm taking out the trash.

Man B: Oh, got a few here. Hold on while I kill this last one.

Man C: No, fuck off.
by Chris Locust June 07, 2009

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1. A bunk or fake penny.

2. A person or thing which is unpleasant, disreputable, or otherwise unwanted, especially one which repeatedly appears at a bad time.
A bad penny always comes back.

After my ex-wife left me and took my house, kids, and savings, I thought I was in the clear. Two months later, like a bad penny, she came for the dog.
by Chris Locust May 10, 2009

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