To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating
, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"