5 definitions by Chris Carr
| 1. | u-turn dick | ||
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describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening! shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve! nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing! Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve! nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing! |
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| 2. | pissing shed | ||
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Defines a shed containing a seat with a hole cut in it with which to piss, shit, vomit or any other disgusting bodily function into said hole. Also known as an outhouse. Jebediah: "I caught Zeke and Earl finger fuckin' each other in the pissing shed again last night!"
Zedediah: "FUCK!, You mean I missed it?" |
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| 3. | Trojam | ||
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The mysterious off-white substance found in the bottom of a condom after orgasm is achieved. Dude A: "Billy's mom is the best, she sucked the trojam out of my rubber last night!"
Dude B: "What's her number?" |
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| 4. | Scoopiner | ||
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When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion. Kyle: "Check out dude scoopiner in the line up at McDicks!"
Ashley: "I bet he orders a hot apple McFuck pie!" |
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| 5. | u-turn dick | ||
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describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect. nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!
shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve! nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing! |
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